32 Most Bizarre and Inappropriate Kids’ Toys That Will Drive You Nuts


Kids love toys. If you have any doubts about that, just take them into a toy store and they will definitely go crazy. Toy stores are like their dream world that they wish to enter and never return from. Most toys provide at least some opportunity for children to learn. The best toys engage a child’s senses, spark their imaginations and encourage them to have an insight of ownership. You should let your child have a plethora of toys for themselves. But, remember not to buy weird toys from the lot. The ones that are too scary for kids to play with and the ones that can sometimes give even an adult nightmares.


Well, if you want to know what we are talking about then scroll on to see our curated list of 32 most bizarre and inappropriate kids’ toys that will drive you nuts. After seeing our collection below, you’ll think twice before buying toys for your little ones. Have fun peeps!

  1. 1 Bad influence.

  2. 2 Baby's first baby....! What the....!!

  3. 3 Baby's first minibar

  4. 4 So I was in the toy store when...


  5. 5 unicorns that poop rainbows are an actual kids toy

  6. 6 Harry joined the Blue Man Group.

  7. 7 Crabbie costume.

  8. 8 What is up with that doll's head.

  9. 9 That is not a coincidence.

  10. 10 They shouldn't be allowed to make these toys.

  11. 11 Fresh milk.

  12. 12 What have they done to Spiderman?

  13. 13 Kids and their toys these days

  14. 14 Who in the world would want a Man Pony?

  15. 15 Albert Fuzzystien.

  16. 16 Slightly freaked out by this small toy - a shark fine but who has he eaten?

  17. 17 Annoyed baby doll.

  18. 18 Seeing that at night would scar someone for life.

  19. 19 We've got glaucoma.

  20. 20 Road-kill kitty toy from Japan

  21. 21 Giddy up daddy.

  22. 22 They've even got the extra chunky corn kind.

  23. 23 'Shave the Baby' doll.

  24. 24 The crocodile is fine, but the baby is just very wrong.

  25. 25 Fire this twisted maniac right now.

  26. 26 Can we get $10 bucks for some ice cream.

  27. 27 Prosthetic girl doll.

  28. 28 Pregnant Barbie,

  29. 29 I imagine the designer giggling the whole time

  30. 30 Who green lighted this toy?

  31. 31 A better toy would be, I eat lightning and crap thunder.

  32. 32 Who is responsible for this monstrosity?


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