30 Funny Science Puns That Will Entertaining Your Nerdy Brethren


Attention nerds! Do you love chemistry? Or maybe you’re more of a physics-enthusiast. Either way, if you’re a science nerd who truly appreciates the sciences on a molecular level then rest assured, folks! We’ve got your science-y needs covered! You can trust a good science pun to lead to explosive laughs, whether you are at a family gathering or side-by-side with another nerd in the lab because you all know scientists have figured out there are big health benefits from laughter, right? And that’s why we think science and humor go surprisingly well together, though in most cases only scientists will find science puns amusing enough that will eventually lead them to explosive laughs *wink*


So, without further ado, let’s check out our curated list of 30 funny science puns that will make you laugh out loud. Don’t forget to share this post with your nerdy friends and make them laugh too!

  1. 1 Pressure is what makes you a diamond.

  2. 2 They're both great.

  3. 3 You're probably going to die alone.

  4. 4 One of the nerdiest jokes I have ever heard.


  5. 5 Queue nerdy giggle.

  6. 6 E= mc2

  7. 7 Oh, the irony.

  8. 8 I got an ION you.

  9. 9 Good try, but I'm still not going to learn it.

  10. 10 That exactly right, it doesn't matter just like you.

  11. 11 Baby don't hertz me.

  12. 12 Yeah HeHe yourself to sleep.

  13. 13 Did you know that people actually have four jugular veins.

  14. 14 Why are you never invited to parties? Because you're a nerd.

  15. 15 Where are the bullies when you need them.

  16. 16 Took me a second to get the joke.

  17. 17 Just like me. Can I borrow some money, man?

  18. 18 Fission chips.

  19. 19 Wise words indeed.

  20. 20 Two moles per liter.

  21. 21 At least they've got someone to watch it with. Lonely nerd.

  22. 22 Unlike you.

  23. 23 Who is the rarest elephant?

  24. 24 Classic computer pun.

  25. 25 Or Thercrossdresser.

  26. 26 If I had to google it to understand the joke, am I stupid?

  27. 27 I think you're overreacting.

  28. 28 Oh, no. He used the H word.

  29. 29 Worst pickup line ever.

  30. 30 Down to earth.

  31. 31 More positive than ever.


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