30 Most Funny Housewives Quotes of All Time


Are you a housewife? “Oh… then you have it easy….you must have lots of free time.”  A common statement faced by many housewives out there. Being a housewife is the most underrated job especially in cities where the majorities are working women.

The picture most people paint in mind about housewives is that the work seems quite easy as it is supposed to entail no traveling, no hard work, no deadlines, no pressure, no boss, no politics involved and then there are those “labor saving” devices -the food processors, microwaves, automatic washing machines which makes people assume being a house wife is a piece of cake. But, don’t you worry ladies, we know being a housewife is a 24/7 job and we salute you for your efforts.


So, start you laugh meter and laugh off all the societal stigmas with our compiled collection of 30 most funny housewives quotes of all time. Have fun peeps!

  1. 1 Tricks of the trade

  2. 2 Lets get one honey

  3. 3 Wanna turn me over?

  4. 4 Life of a supermom


  5. 5 Others get annoyed both ways

  6. 6 He won't be able to handle the amount of money I spend online

  7. 7 Carbs for life

  8. 8 Motivate me please

  9. 9 That's why they call me a psycho

  10. 10 Lets all be realistic here

  11. 11 I've got the situation under control

  12. 12 Thoughts on a lady's mind

  13. 13 Either way you like

  14. 14 Can't blame the weather, can we?

  15. 15 My secret to a healthy life

  16. 16 Sleep ready 24/7

  17. 17 I also have a booking for me tomorrow

  18. 18 Savage comeback

  19. 19 Let the wine never stop

  20. 20 A nap always works

  21. 21 The age of realization

  22. 22 Time for a mental holiday

  23. 23 Home is where nobody cares about the bullshit you say

  24. 24 Easy solution

  25. 25 Aren't you impressed?

  26. 26 Grapes = Wine

  27. 27 Join me for Wine Wednesday to Whine together?

  28. 28 We've got a WINNER

  29. 29 Never ran ever since

  30. 30 Its hard to get my attention


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